John R. Hoaglund III, Ph.D.
Penn State Research
(814) 574-2649

Forwarded to me in an
e-mail: A seagull in Scotland has developed
the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop.
The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn't looking (so a camera was
installed), and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of
cheese Doritos.
Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and becomes a feast, for
other birds!
The seagull's
shoplifting started early this month [9/07], when he first swooped
into the store in Aberdeen,
Scotland,
and helped himself to a bag of chips.
Since then, he's become a "regular". He always takes the same type of
chips.
Customers have begun paying for the seagull's stolen bags of chips,...
Because they think it's so funny!
Geology, musings, and more from
the Rock Doctor:
"...just when things looked their worst, they
changed for
the best; so thin is the line which divides success from failure."
--Sir Ernest
Shackleton (May 9, 1916) after sailing the James Caird, a
20 foot open lifeboat fashioned with a sail and canvas covering, for 16
days across 800
miles of the treacherous Antarctic Circumpolar Current from Elephant
Island
to South Georgia Island. In a desperate attempt to secure rescue
for
the ill-fated Endurance expedition, with 22 men remaining
shipwrecked on Elephant Island, 3 of the 6-man James Caird crew
still had to
cross on foot the uncharted South Georgia Island to reach a whaling
station
on its eastern shore.
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